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		<title>Ratoeira e comboio</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Uma senhora entra numa pequena drogaria de província e pede:
 - Era uma ratoeira, se faz favor. Mas depressa que eu tenho de apanhar um comboio…]]></description>
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		<title>Tem veneno para ratos?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Na drograria, pergunta uma cliente:
- Tem veneno para ratos?]]></description>
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		<title>Três ratos a conversar</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Três ratos estão num bar a conversar e a gabar-se das suas maiores façanhas. Diz o primeiro:
- Uma vez comi um saco de veneno para ratos sozinho!]]></description>
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