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		<title>Matei o vizinho</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2016 08:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[advogados]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mortos]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Com a roupa suja de sangue e respiração ofegante, o cliente entra esbaforido no escritório do advogado: 
- Doutor, doutor! O senhor precisa me ajudar! Acabo de matar o meu vizinho!]]></description>
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		<title>Brincar com a avó</title>
		<link>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/curtas/brincar-com-a-avo</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2016 09:15:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anedota do dia</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[avó]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brincadeiras]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dois putos na brincadeira, grita um: 
- Mãe! O mano mordeu o nariz da avó!]]></description>
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		<title>Morrer afogado</title>
		<link>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/malucos/morrer-afogado</link>
		<comments>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/malucos/morrer-afogado#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2016 08:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anedota do dia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Malucos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afogamentos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mortos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Na sala de convívio do manicómio, dois malucos conversam: 
- É horrível morrer afogado!]]></description>
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		<title>Gaivota morta</title>
		<link>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/animais/gaivota-morta</link>
		<comments>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/animais/gaivota-morta#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2016 10:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anedota do dia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animais]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Deus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mortos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[praia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.anedotadodia.net/?p=10476</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Na praia, uma menina chorosa chama pelo pai, homem integro e religioso:
 - Papá, papá, vem cá depressa!]]></description>
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		<title>Castigo de Deus</title>
		<link>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/religiosas/castigo-de-deus</link>
		<comments>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/religiosas/castigo-de-deus#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2016 08:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anedota do dia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religiosas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[castigo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[formigas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mortos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[padres]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Joãozinho estava no quintal da sua casa com uma agulha na mão a tentar matar formigas. Ele espetava e falava:
- Errei porra…]]></description>
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		<title>Viver com dívidas</title>
		<link>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/crise/viver-com-dividas</link>
		<comments>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/crise/viver-com-dividas#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2015 09:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anedota do dia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crise]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dividas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mortos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vida]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Conversando sobre a crise, desabafa um:
- Tenho de viver com o que devo.]]></description>
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		<title>Morte da mulher</title>
		<link>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/casais/morte-da-mulher</link>
		<comments>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/casais/morte-da-mulher#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2015 08:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anedota do dia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Casais]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[casamento]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cavalos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mortos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Encontram-se dois amigos e um dá os pêsames ao outro pela morte da sua segunda mulher.
- E desta vez qual foi a causa da morte?]]></description>
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		<title>Silencio da sogra</title>
		<link>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/sogras/silencio-da-sogra</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2015 08:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anedota do dia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sogras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[casamento]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mortos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[silêncio]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dois amigos encontram-se casualmente. Diz um:
 - Então, como vai essa vida de recém casado?]]></description>
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		<title>Morte do pai</title>
		<link>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/joaozinho/morte-do-pai</link>
		<comments>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/joaozinho/morte-do-pai#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2015 08:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anedota do dia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joãozinho]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[história]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mortos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[professores]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rei]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A professora de História de Portugal:
- Menino Joãozinho, diga-me o que aconteceu ao delfim Sancho, futuro Sancho I, depois da morte do seu pai, D. Afonso Henriques?]]></description>
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		<title>Maluco no cemitério</title>
		<link>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/malucos/maluco-no-cemiterio</link>
		<comments>https://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/malucos/maluco-no-cemiterio#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2015 09:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anedota do dia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Malucos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cemitério]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mortos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[policias]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[telefones]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Um Maluco liga para a policia e diz: 
- Olá Sr. Polícia! Aqui onde eu estou há muitos mortos…]]></description>
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